Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My morning hangover dump took place an McDonalds where I was forced to watch CNN with a bunch of Retirees and homeless people. Together we ate like old family friends and I learned that Arnold Schwartznegger fucks the help and knocks them up, I learned that French President in Training, Rape the Help, and I learned that Basketball coaches are fags.

Oh what a glorious morning….I still think Ginger Spice ass flashing is the high point of this day in history.

Old Man Rides an Escalator For the First Time WTF – VIDEO

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Jennifer Aniston’s Oral Sex Partner Dies.

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Power Ranking the Sexiest Fanbases in the NFL

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Free Cam Shows for a Dreary Tuesday

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That Cunt That Was Giving Her 8 Year Old Botox Lost Her Kid

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Magic Fail LOL – VIDEO

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How About Some Laura Dore?

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Blonde Amateur and a Dildo

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Meet Kalli – VIDEO

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Drunk Party Sluts. Yup

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Guess Which A-Lister Fathered a Baby With His Bitch on the Side and Hid It From His Wife For Ten Years?

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 17th, 2011