Trying to Look Up Mila Jovovich’s Skirt of the Day

The weird thing about me trying to look up Mila Jovovich’s skirt is that I know she’s a mom and thus under this skirt lies a wasteland, better known as a mom pussy, all streteched out and beyond recognition, like some kind of crime scene….but yet…I’m still looking….maybe it’s cuz I know I won’t see anything, or maybe it’s cuz I want to see more, I probably shouldn’t look into it so much…you know since it doesn’t fucking matter.

Trying to Look Up Mila Jovovich’s Skirt of the Day May 19th, 2011