I dont have 50,000 followers on Facebook or twitter-because I suck at most things including but not limited to the internet…..
But I figure I might as well try to get 50,000 followers, because there are a whole lot of idiots with not nearly as amazing internet commentary with way more than that…and because I have nothing else to do.
So that’s why I need YOU TO FOLLOW ME , cuz I’m not gonna follow myself, twitter won’t let me..
Yes, I know twitter is stupid, irritating, for chicks, etc. But I sit on my shit stained couch all day, this is how I determine my self worth. Then again I don’t really care either way….
Here are my stepLINKS…click them…There’s only a million of them…more stepLINKS than I have followers…
SIDENOTE – I don’t link sites with viruses…..
Courtney Love Talks About Cobain’s Penis For Those Of You Who Still Masturbate to His Music and Feel He was a Legend Taken from Us Before his Time…
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Chyna’s Long-Awaited Return To Porn Is Happening asnd By Long Awaited I Mean You Would Rather Die Than See Her Naked
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I Think This Dildo May Be Too Big – You Be the Judge
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Sexy Web Came Sluts, From Me To You
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Joslyn James Huge TIts in a Bikini Distract from her Shaved Hipster Hair for Attention
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Selena Gomez Young Tight Ass Molesting Underage Boys in a Bikini
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Watching Cam Girls for Free is Worth It….
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Some Beat Boxing Craziness – Even THough Beat Boxing is Gay
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10 Babes That Dates Boy Band Members Who Were Way Below Them
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Arnold’s Under Investigation For Allegedly Using the California Highway Patrol To Help Him Bang Chicks
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Trampoline Fail
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Lady Gaga is a Self Absorbed Idiot Part 350 433
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Spandex Booty
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Free Cam Shows, So You Can Really Get Your Money’s Worth
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Christiana Capotondi Nip Slip
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Cheryl Cole Got Fired, I’m More Than Willing to Give Her a Job
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WTF Photo of the Day
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I Wanna Punch Scott Disick in the Face
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Ellie Penfold Spilling Out Of Her Bikini
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Sofia Vergara Hotness
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Two Hot Best Friends Take It To The Next Level
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Chris Hansen From to Catch a Predator Almost Got His Ass Kicked – VIDEO
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Carly and Celeste Get In On
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Seriously, How Long Before Lindsay Lohan Gets Away With Murder Literally?
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Rosa Acosta Hotness
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Teacher Arrested For Sexting 11-Yr Old… Sending Pictures Of His Wang [Video]
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Get a Load of Isobel
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Lawyer Distracted By Big Boobied Woman – Wants Her Gone
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Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Fatter
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Blondie Adele is On All Fours
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Washed Out Hipster Babe Makes Me Fall In Love
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking MILF Worthy
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Gotta Love Teen Tits – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Victoria Silvstedt Has Legs Fit For A DIngee
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Now That’s How You Teach Children
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Striptease of the Day
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Melissa Jacobs in Black and White
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VIDEO: A Date with Kate Upton (a Guyism Original)
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Matthew Vaughn Is January Jones’ Baby Daddy?
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Jersey Shore Slut Has Her Ass Hanging Out Of Her Skirt
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Pippa Middleton Flashes Her Panties
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J-Lo Shakes Her Ass In See Through Fishnets
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Steven Tyler Loves His Cocaine
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