If you read the steplinks, or my TWITTER, you would know there is a midget festival going on here, I got over-excited cuz I never see midgets, but feel they bring luck, so I had no choice buy to seduce one into fucking me by asking her about her midget vagina. I was pretty close to making it happen, but got too drunk and now I’ve thrown away the once midget fucking chance I had….wasted opportunity…the story of my life.
Here’s the morning dump, it stings, it burns…it’s real.
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