Sarah Brandner in her Bikini of the Day

Footballer Bastian Schweinsteiger has a girlfriend with a ripped body named Sarah Brandner ….and she was out wearing a bikini on the beach cuz I guess it is their off season. She was showing off her ripped body….and despite hating muscular bitches…I do love skinny bitches…possibly cuz I’m knee deep in fat everytime I fuck my wife….everytime I look in the mirror….everytime I leave the house….everytime I go to lunch at KFC…everytime I go to walmart…it’s fucking everywhere…so it’s nice to see someone who’s kicking it old school by not allowing themselves to get obese…

On a sidenote – she was BODY PAINTED in SI Swimsuit last year , cuz that’s what Athlete wives and girlfriends do when they aren’t shopping, trying to get knocked up, living the good life with their pro athlete boyfriend’s money…

Sarah Brandner in her Bikini of the Day June 3rd, 2011