Today was a disaster. The Range Rover oil light came on, so I spent the day at the dealer drinking free latte’s and discussing my next golf date with the boys from our driving club while eating pastries, forcing me to miss my appointment with my Financial Planner where we were going to discuss buying my private island and now my 600 dollar bottle of wine is corked and tastes like piss and to make matters worse, my massage therapist can’t come tomorrow at 8 am to mend me by the pool… Life is rough….and by that I mean…I’m not drunk enough. I slept all day. I feel like I may be dying and I’ve just watched 6 hours of amateur porn in 30 minutes….which is pretty much paradise to me….It takes all kinds. And you say there’s no God…
I don’t know what that means. but here’s the stepLINKS
Tomorrow will be a much better day…Or not…I mean who is really paying attention…except maybe my neighbors who keep giving me dirty looks when they catch me peeping…sluts….
Too tired to function – click on the links…
Sometimes I do this in the bedroom…Hookers Never Judge….
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Blake Lively Working the Publicity Angle…
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Half Naked for those Bottom Feeders at Maxim
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Ashley Tisdale is Ugly Pumping Gas of the Day
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Do Not Tell Nicolas Cage’s Son That He Can’t Eat Something
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Cam Girls That Know How to Work It Proper
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Lego Sniper Rifle
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The 15 Sexiest Celebrity Stoner Girls
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Stacey Kiebler Cleavage Hotness
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These Dirty Sluts Are Drinking Each Others Squirt
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Katy Perry is Stupid Looking
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Free Cam Shows That You Just Gotta See
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Felicity Huffman Because It’s a Slow Day
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Undecided on Whether I Would Bang Jessie J
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Wesley Snipes is Completely Fucked
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I Wanna Be All Over Jada Stevens’ Ass
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Kirsten Dunst Makes Me Wanna Puke
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Drunk Man Workout
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Xenia
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Rihanna is on Stage Pantsless Again
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I Wanna Set Michelle Duggar on Fire
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Some Atlanta Teacher Has Been Banging Her Students Again
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Check Out Janessa and Ashley
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Crazy Sexual Content Gets Human Centipede Horror Film Banned
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Some Rosie Huntington Whitley
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A Little Afternoon Girl on Girl Action
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Cameron Diaz’s Car Wash Scene From Bad Teacher
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Seriously, This Mom Jeans Fad Has Got to Go
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And More Rosie Huntington Whitley
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2 Cute Teens on a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang Taylor Swift
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Melissa is Hot in Bed
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Ali Larter Pregnant Tits
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Some Ashley Greene Just Because
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Hot Bitch on a Boat
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