Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t think today is so much a morning hangover, but a lifetime of hangover, or at least a 3 day hangover, because I snuck into an open bar event, and I drank until I was asked to leave, as hard and as fast as I could, like some kind of athlete, only to go off to other places to continue to drink my face off, resulting in getting home at 10 am, god knows how, possibly HIV positive, we’ll wait 6-8 weeks for those results, and me not being able to move for 3 days, cold sweats, nightmares, a face to face encounter with someone I’m sure was a zombie out to get me, which could just be heightened paranoia….I didn’t know alcohol could be so wild…

Here’s some morning links to start the day.

Dance Competition FAIL

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The 20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots

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Free Cams Because I Am Sure Your Weekend Was as Shitty as Mine Was

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Pregnant or Not, January Jones Has a Sweet Ass

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Bike Lane Hazards – VIDEO

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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of

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If Coneing is the Future, I Don’t Think I Want Anything to Do With It

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Meet Tahiti Cora

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Big Boobed Hottie on the Web Cam

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The 25 Hottest Women In Kids’ Movies

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 13th, 2011