Wanna know how Blake Lively got that bruise on her calf? Getting fucked. By Leonardo DiCaprio, when he found out she leaked nude pics to the world in some kind of publicity stunt she hopes lands her a reality show like she was a Kardashian, and he felt the need to treat her like the little whore she is, cuz little whores are bad girls and there’s only one way to teach them anything, and that’s with your dick…or maybe she bumped into a coffee table, but I don’t see any fun in that…