It is safe to say the biggest regret I have in my adult life that I can remember is that Coco was in Montreal, which happens to be the city I live in, this past weekend for some Race Car event that took over the city and left me half dead after sneaking into an open bar event, and I didn’t have a chance to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…
If I had known, I woulda stepped up my stalking, but instead I only find out about this shit when it is too late….which is convenient cuz I am lazy and even if I did know, I wouldn’t have done anything about it, cuz that’s what being a hermit totally uninterested in all this celebrity trash even though I write about it daily is all about….but I still would have liked to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…