When I don’t drink I get irritated. When I do drink I get irritated. I think I’m just easily irritated. I should work on that, but not right now, cuz I fear that I am going to go blind, not cuz I masturbated too much and that’s what happens when you masturbate, cuz masturbating accounts for 47% of childhood obesity, 13% of blindness, 11% of hairy palms, and 99% of orgasms of socially awkward greasy virgin losers with access to the internet…..but I accidentally ate car paint.
I don’t need to get into why or how, let’s just say a dude told me it’d get me fucked up, and didn’t tell me to sniff not lick, I just need to hope I live another day…but between you and me, it wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t…
While I do that, here are my stepLINKS…
Goose Parade Weirdness to Set the Mood….
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Paris Hilton Got Dumped and Here She Is in a Bikini
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Beyonce’s Mom is Fucking Cunt whose Cunt got Fucked to Make a Cunt…Huh?
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Jessica Biel’s Got Real Deal Biceps and She Likes Showing them Off
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Miley Cyrus Pantless and Slutty Concert Pics
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Web Cam sluts You Don’t Have to Tell Twice
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Epic Wedgie Wins Fight
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The 10 Hottest Female Surfers
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Hilary Duff in the Bath
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Wow Ryan Dunn REALLY Totalled That Porsche
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Two Amateurs Get Their Lesbian On
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25 Sexiest Future MILF’s in Sports
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Kaley Cuoco 34C Side Boob. More Side Boobs? Click the Pic!
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Connie Britton Looks Kinda Trashy and I Like It (Scroll Down)
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini
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Christina Aguilera’s New Single With Adam Levine is a Big Piece of Shit
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gisele Bundchen Man Arms
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HOw About Some Alexis Capri?
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Rosie Jones is All Bent Over and I Like It
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Some Celeste Star Hotness
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I Wanna Be All Over Melisa
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John Travolta and His Big Gay Marriage
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This Fucking Pig Stole a Mink Coat and Hid It in Her Underwear for 3 Days. No Shit
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Meet Hayden Winters
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Former Hillary Clinton Intern Now Pornstar
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I Still Wanna Bang Elisabetta Canalis
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Alexa May Plays With Her Pink Wet Hole
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Holiday Lingerie
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Ashley Green andHer Tree Trunk Legs
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Princess Beatrice in Her Bikini – Oh God
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Megan MCCain Blocked Me on Twitter But I Can Still See Her Tits
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Paris Hilton Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Honor Student Blonde LOL
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Striptease of the Day
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Asian Squirt Machine
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Angelina is Perfection
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10 ways the world could end tomorrow
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hotness
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Bam Margera Killed Ryan Dunn by Paying Him Enough to Buy a Porsche to Drive Drunk and Kill his friend and Now He’s Mad at Mutant Ebert….cuz he’s diverting the blame
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Bangin Candy – Carolina Catalino [Photos]
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Audrina Patridge Brought Her Tits To The Beach
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Megan Fox In A Bikini. DEAR GOD!!!
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Brooke Vincent Is Only 19 And Has Some Great Tits
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Britney Spears Shoves Her Ass In Fan’s Face During Lap Dance
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Again with the Amy Winehouse Shit…
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Photobucket Mishap – Homewrecking Bitch 10 Minute Masturbation Video she Forgot To Password
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BONUS – QUIT SMOKING