My Whitney Port Vow of the Day

I am making a vow that I will not waste your time, or my time with a cunt like Whitney Port, unless she is actually showing her cunt in various positions, ideally doing a puppet with it, that ends in a theatrical song and dance, followed by fire works, cuz she’s not a fucking celebrity, in fact I have a hard enough time believing that Whitney Port is actually human…..

So this will be the last Whitney Port walking, Whitney Port legs, Whiteny Port Ass in Jeans…cuz Whitney Port is fucking done….as much as I appreciate a skinny bitch…I just can’t bring myself to draw attention to this nobody, while nature needs to takes its course and her desparation and efforts need to reflect that….cuz there’s nothing worse than a lazy bottom feeder who doesn’t even bother trying to flash nipple to get in the magazines….well I’m sure there are things that are worse but for the sake of this post, this bitch is the worst…and she’s ugly…but between you and me I like sending her twitter messages calling her fat to further destroy her complex and making her starve herself even more. Anorexics are the best.

My Whitney Port Vow of the Day June 22nd, 2011