I haven’t figured out the concept of TWITTER., I just feel like I am constantly talking to myself and I do enough of that without Twitter.
I haven’t figured out the concept behind FACEBOOK, I don’t have friends, I don’t take or upload pictures of myself, the internet scares me, and I fear getting raped, and the hot girls don’t add me, and the one who did doesn’t post enough bikini pics, cuz she’s a dude looking for cock pics.
I haven’t figured out the concept of this website, it was built in 2004, I haven’t changed it, everyone is going mobile and mainstream and I’m staying right here….not going anywhere….like on a race track with no finish line…and for some reason I’m aroused…
I think it has to do with my personal one sided relationships with pornstars discussing them using my asshole as a feeding tube.
I am drunk on coffee and by coffee I mean whiskey. Lifes good, but not as good as it is for HIV, cuz HIV is a manageable disease, it’s the Hep C you gotta watch out for….huh?
Here are my stepLINKS.
We Can All Learn a Valuable Less From This Baby the Pervert Boob Grabber
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Miley Cyrus Sequined Vagina
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Ryan Dunn Was As Drunk as Lohan When He Was Driving 130 MPH in His Porsche….Genius….
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Ultimate Surrender Sluts
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Teenage Bride is Actually a 16 Year Old Teenage Bride – She Only Looks 30 Cuz of her Implants
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Web Cam Shows You Will Love
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Jennifer Aniston Sheer Skirt Slut
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Toned: The Hottest Women Wearing Reeboks
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Some Glamour Model Flashing Her WHore Panties
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Rihanna is Probably Banging Chris Brown Again
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Free Web Cams Because Wednesday Is That Hardest Day to Get Through the Week
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George Clooney Dumped Canalis Cuz She Mentioned Marriage SO He’s Gone onto Fuck all the Hot Pussy in the Line-Up Waiting to Fuck George Clooney…
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Tales From the Crypt Keeper
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Counting Down Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Britney Spears is Slutty In Her New Video
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Kelly Brooke’s Big Tits and Perky Nipples
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A Little More Elisabetta Canlias Since She Single
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Some Real Housewives Sluts
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Brooke Vincent And Sacha Parkinson Poolside
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Jessica Biel pretty much just called Justin Timberlake a pussy
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Rosie Jones is a Godess
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Bus Driver Must Really Wanna Get Home
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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How About Some Maria Millions
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Whats Wrong With this Video? Starring BEYONCE
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I Wanna Be All Over Eve
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Joanna Angel Sends Porn Offer To Anthony Weiner
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Liv Tyler’s Body is Lookin Tight Again
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Lezzie Girls Go Down of the Day
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Rob Zombie Did a Commercial for Woolite
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BoHo Hottie
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Ladies Who Attended HBO’s “True Blood” Season 4 Premiere
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Busty Teen Flashing Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eve’s Sexy Topless Fan Video
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Meet Takeru Kobayashi, Hot Dog Eating Champion
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Chick Versus Scooter LOL
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Nerd Alert: The Future is LA Noire
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Cameron Diaz Shares Her Love Of Weed (Video)
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Bam Margera is Freaking the Fuck Out at the Scene of Ryan Dunn’s Car Crash VIDEO
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How About Kim Kardashian’s Ass?
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A Little Kirstie Alley Tit…
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OC Housewife Alexis Bellino Shows Off Her Big Christian Values In A Tiny Bikini
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Corey Feldman Does The Funeral Circuit
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Would You Bang This 16 Year Old?
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