My stomach is fucking shot and I have a feeling it is from bad Mexican I got from non Mexicans cuz the Mexicans are oppressed and too busy working McDonalds to start their own taco stand…..But then again, it could be the bottle of wine, or the bottle of vodka, or the bottle of cough syrup I drank cuz I needed to get to sleep to wake up bright and early to embrace the day on 2 hours of medicated sleep….
Like Ryan Dunn. I’m death-wishing….that’s why the Jackass people should hire me as his replacement, shit I can fit two tonka trucks in my ass, hot wheels are for people who have never been to prison son.
Here’s some shit going on this morning around the internet….
ord of Advice: Don’t Pee While Standing on a Boat, Going Under a Bridge
FOLLOW THIS LINK
Hottest Ladies to Ever Play Wimbledon
FOLLOW THIS LINK
Free Cams Shows, Cause One More Day and You Are Free For the Weekend, So Let’s Celebrate
FOLLOW THIS LINK
Petra Nemcova’s Best “Sports Illustrated” Bikini Shots
FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miley Cyrus Has Really Turned Into a Big Whore
FOLLOW THIS LINK
You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Claudia
FOLLOW THIS LINK
The Slicing of the Baby Cake
FOLLOW THIS LINK
Gotta Love a Sexy Brunette
FOLLOW THIS LINK
Live Sex Shows I Know You will Love
FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’m Just Gonna Go Ahead and Say Updating Your Facebook While in a Police Stand Off Is a Dumb Ass Thing to Do
FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’d Love To Fly With This Lingerie Clad Stud
FOLLOW THIS LINK
Bam and Bam’s Mom Predicting Dunn’s Death
FOLLOW THIS LINK
A Slut with Fake Boobs Struggles to Take a FInger Up Her Ass
FOLLOW THIS LINK