It’s been a pretty intense weekend of drinking…that’s still not over cuz everyday is a weekend….but this one started by watching bikini clad fat chicks in bikinis swimming in a swamp, to running into a 75 year old who claims she fucked Elvis before he was famous, to the adult version of degrassi high, you may not get that reference, but there’s a fat chick, a black chick, a retarded kid in a wheel chair, you know one of those typically Canadian politically correct show that has a little of every culture to be relevant and non-discriminatory, making for a joke gang of rejects that would never happen in real life, or at least that I never thought existed until I saw the adult version in a park with a one-eyed dog….not that it matters….to working on my stand-up and most importantly to getting nudes from a seriously hot ass…and I’ll keep on going and going…until I die from my body giving out on me…which is going to happen…but before it does…here are the Morning Hangover links to get things started…
Granny Has a Water Gun – VIDEO
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Pretty in Patriotism: The 25 Hottest Ladies to Represent America in Sports
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Happy Fourth of July, Here’s Some Free Sluts
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This Kid Jumps a Moving Car and I Gotta Say I’m Impressed
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Tara Reid Was Drunk and Stealing Shopping Carts
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Cam Sluts That Will Make Your Day Fly By
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Jessica Burciaga Has One Hot Body
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Two Sluts Against One Can Never Be a Fair Fight
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The 15 Hottest Women Of 2011 (So Far)
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Some Dude Named Andrew Keegan Threw a Block Party and Got Tased
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