Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t die from my high blood pressure yet, so I’m forced to update this stupid site, not by a boss or any readers begging me to do it, but by myself, cuz as an addictive personality, I get addicted to stupid shit, and in my case that stupid shit is this site….

After spending the night drinking my sorrows of high blood pressure and bloody eyes, I met a fascinating pregnant homeless woman begging for change to buy a coffee at 4 in the morning, not cuz she wanted to get an early start on the day, but because she actually wanted to buy heroin….as I found out when I said no and she offered to suck my dick, so I asked how much for unprotected anal, you know cuz she was pregnant, and she said she was HIV posiitve and prefers sticking to sucking dick.

And they say there are no decent people/ prostitutes left in this world….if I was her I’d take the unprotected anal for 10 bucks and let the freak paying me deal with his shit when he goes home to his wife with AIDS, but I guess that’s a testament to the kind of person I am….a self absorbed asshole…

I didn’t give her money. No unprotected anal in a back alley, no 10 dollars. I only reward work ethic.

Here is the morning hangover to start you HIV positive avoiding day…..

Oh Some On, Don’t Act Like You Don’t Think Farts Are Funny – VIDEO

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The Hottest Female Athletes of Dubious Sports

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Free Cam Shows. Get Em While They’re Hot

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Who Knew Trolls Really Existed

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Lets Laugh at a Midget Together

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Sluts You Won’t Have to Tell Twice

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Laura Dore is Fine By Me

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Asian Teen Strips Down – VIDEO

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The 15 Hottest Lead Women In Action Movies

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Imogen Thomas Is A Diirrrty Girl With Big Tits

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Ashley Tisdale Is Banging Zac Effron

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Kelly Osbourne Is A Fucking Loser

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Richie Sambora’s Girlfriend Is A Prostitute Who Loves Her Coke

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 5th, 2011