So I called a fat girl out on the internet – I said something like “Hey Fatty, grow some vagina lips” since most fat girl labia minora are burried alive, you know choked out and hard to find…at least on my wife and apparently…it hurt her feelings…I didn’t know fat chicks had feelings, I thought they ate them all away to a happy place…and that’s why fat chicks are always so comical and happy as they eat their cake…but I guess I was wrong and now I fear her sitting on my face choking me out as I sleep…
Here are the stepLINKS….I’m going hard drinking, gambling and whore runnin’….cuz you only live once…and I’m pretty sure I’m on my last and only legs…True story…
Throwback Swing Fail.
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