I am not hungover yet, see cuz I haven’t gone to sleep yet, and I’ve been drinking through the night…It’s not cuz it is a special occassion, it’s not cuz it is summer, it is cuz it is Tuesday and that’s what people with no jobs, responsibilty are supposed to do….I spent the last hour in the park, unshowered, dirty clothed, reeking of shit, piss, whatever this stain on my shirt is and for some reason moms were giving me dirty looks as I muttered “I’d fuck that mom ass up with my dick if I could”….they have no vision….so 9 to 5…cookie cutter suburban life that society wants you to have boring…but shit I’d love their chronic yeast infections for fancy underwears and tampons all up on my face….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that today’s gonna probably get interesting if I don’t die in the process….I’ll try to TWITTER THe EXPERIENCE if I don’t die…Good times…
Here’s the morning hangover dump….which apparently smells different when you’re gay cuz of all the expired semen, occassional AIDS/Syphilis and designer perfume….True Story.
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