I would love Pippa Middleton’s daddy issues dripping off my dick…You know all that inner torment that comes from being second to your sister who went off and married a future king…making anyone she ever dates look like some kind of fucking loser…always feeling inadequate in the family’s eye “why can’t you be more like kate, I mean Duchess Katherine, she sold her soul for the monarchy and all you’ve done is jogged in spandex short”….I am sure those emotional issues lead to great fucking head….