I went to the strippers for the first time in what feels like forever and I think I’ve finally grown out of it.
The amount of work it takes to get one of those bitches, who for some reason always thinks they are celebrities on Jersey Shore, in some tacky obnoxious way, maybe cuz dudes gawk at them all day and they think it’s got to do with them and not the fact that they are getting naked…is ridiculous.
The money you spend on a drink is ridiculous.
The patrons you are forced to sit next to are ridiculous.
I’d rater save my 40 bucks and spend it shaving a street whore before eating her out…
Or more likely watch a webcam girl in action, where I won’t get kicked out for wanting to get of to her naked…and between you and me, even though it’s just me here….the girl on these free cam sites are way better looking and you get about as much out of them as the bitches at the strip club, except for better shows and it’s free….
So, I’ve been desensitized from the internet once again…cuz I remember 20 years ago, I’d get hard just watching girls on stage in their clothes…it’s hardly that exciting anymore…
Today’s webcam star is Sara Slender …She is 23 from the USA and looks like she’s a pro cam girl…you know probably even a stripper at night…she’s got the fake tits, the cheesy set, the plastic wrapped keyboard for hygiene and that’s okay, this is strippers the next generation that you can jerk off to …which already makes them better than strippers..
Sure, I am all for the natural tit amateurs with a webcams who don’t do it for money…but instead for perversion, gratification, attention….all amazing things… I realize that stripper looking bitches with better bodies than the strippers deserve love too…by masturbating to them cuz this is their job….and are since they are still bitches getting naed you can jerk off to in the privacy of your own home, or anywhere with a wifi hotspot…where bouncers can’t kick you out and they can’t get mad at you for trying to eat them out on stage….and that’s an ideal situation…and more importantly, they masturbate on camera…while they just pretend to in the lamest way at the stripclub…
Webcams win.