So my joke of the day was on twitter and it went at a little something like this:
@andersoncooper if the us debt was a mans anus, you’d fuck it. Admit it… vanderbilt
So my email of the day wasn’t the three advertisers canceling, or the rejection from three replacement advertisers….or the emails I didn’t get from the big sites I’m trying to convince to link me….it was an email from a guy I like to call Mattress Paul.
It went a little something like this:
Met this chick on a dating site and knew by the looks of her that I could get a blow job. Had her over and she was so high on speed I had to kick her out of the house before she stole something to pawn for more drugs. Thought you might get a kick out of these. I check your site everyday. Keep up the mediocre work. Lol
Thanks Mattress.
Here are the pics he attached….great photography you crackwhore bitch…I encourage you all to email me in pics of bitches you’ve fucked, wanted to fuck, or have had sent to you from guys who actually get bitches to send them nudes….cuz trust me…no matter how bad they are…I love looking at em….
And here are the stepLINKS….Ride them into the fucking sunset you scummy bitch…
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