There’s something hilarious about Mariah Carey posting pictures of her “Ocean Workout” on twitter, you know because she’s fucking fat as fuck and the only thing I can assume she’s doing in the Ocean is taking a fucking shit, cuz it was closer than walking back to the hotel, and because she considers taking a shit the closest thing to working out, cuz it is the only time she really feels her lightest after dropping last night’s excessive fat chick meal out of her…
The good news is that with all fat chicks comes fat tits…and here are Mariah’s from a distance so that you don’t have to deal with everything else that is unattractive about her….like her face and body….and that works for me…