I need someone to go to events for me in LA cuz I’m not able to go….You don’t have to wear a mask but you do have to make the people in attendence feel really awkward and document it on camera….I think it will lead to a hit TV series…or not….so email me if you’re down. It doesn’t pay but it is really prestigious….
I made friends with a crazy immigrant in the park who told me that her dog doesn’t like to play but she does and she grabbed my cock…or whatever stump I have that I call a cock that lead to her laughing as she walked away to her a guy she started making out with who was 300 pounds and riding a mini bike in one of the weirdest encounters ever….one that I am still not convinced I actually saw…but was definitely in the top 5 videos that woulda gone viral that I saw but didn’t film cuz I’m not instinctive like that….
Drinking time. Follow me on TWITTER or FACEBOOK and do it fast…before they shut me down a fifth time.
Here are my stepLINKS….
Some of the Single Best Tits in a Bikini Belong to Some Slut Named Tamara Ecclestone
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Reporter “Pussy” Blooper….that is Hilarious
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a 20$ Hooker and I Like It
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Couple Get Caught Fucking on the Beach
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Anne Hathaway in a Movie Trailer cuz She’s an Actress and Movies is What She Does
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Kristen Bell’s Sheer Party Dress is Awesome
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Ridiculous Couch Surfing Video
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Bikini Slut Does a Faceplant – VIDEO
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Gotta Love an Asian Hottie
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Rachael Morgan is all Sorts of Hot
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Amber Heard’s Great Black & White Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner is Fucking Weird Looking
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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She’s a Frisky Teen
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The Sexiest Off Season Wives and Girlfriends
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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God I Love Emma Stone
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Kim Karsashian, Just Because
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Belen Rodriguez Hotness
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Darya is an Olympic Hottie
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Raquel is a Whole Lot of Woman
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Bad girls Club Insanity – VIDEOP
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Ariana Jollee and Ava Rose Get It On
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Part 2
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These Chilis Look Like Dicks and It’s Hilarious
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Brunette and a Sex Toy
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Doutzen Kroes Hotness
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Gotta Love a Leggy Babe in Heels
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Bike Trick Fail – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heather Locklear Cleavage!
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Model Contest BRAWL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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10 of the Best TV Shows That Only Had One Season
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Check Out Skylar Diggins
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Octomom is Fucking Disgusting
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Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Tits that I Love on Set
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Sofia Vergara Has My Attention As Long As She Keeps Her Mouth Shut…Or Filled
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Rihanna’s Slut Parade
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Kelly Osbourne Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Big Tits To Coldplay. Makes Sense, They Both Fucking Suck
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Kristen Bell Or Rachel Bilson, Who’d You Rather
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Tanned Slut Makes Her ” Boyfriend” Cum Fast
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Greco Roman Suplex
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Tom Brady Proves Yet Again That Gisele Has a Cock….
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Kardashian Jailbait Goes to Gymnastic Class Cuz Their Mom’s Whoring Them Out Right
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Sofia Vergara’s Had Huge Tits Since She Was 13
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Helen Hunt Bikini Tits
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This Girl’s Making Out With her Reflection in the Mirror…What a Fuckign Slut
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