I have nothing to say…I assume it has something to having been on the toilet all fucking day shitting myself cuz I haven’t had a solid shit in the last decade….and now I’m feeling pretty spent and ready to drink the last legs of my liver away….always a challenge I’m willing to take on cuz I got nothing else going on….Repetitive, probably, but I sit on a computer all day and a drinking problem that leads to not remembering anything in a mushy brain mess…so what the fuck do you expect me to have going on…I don’t even remember me leaving the fucking house today…I also don’t remember hot bitches sending me nude pictures, mainly cuz they didn’t, but thanks to being delusional, I can pretend it did…I can pretend so many good things happened even though they didn’t….good times…
Creepy as Fuck Nude Statue of Selena Gomez and Justine Beaver – I don’t think they made his vagina lippy enough….
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels….
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Jennifer Love Is Fucking a Bottom Feeder from the Bachelorette Cuz Jennifer Love is Also a Bottom Feeder….but mainly just cuz her fat ass likes feeding…
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Adriana Lima Posing with a Bra
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Dude Accidentally Shoots His Peen Off With His Girlfriend’s Pink Pistol
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Live Web Cam Shows, From Me To You
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6 Year Old Skateboarder Will Shut You Down – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Stacie Sullivan
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A MEGA Tiffany Toth Gallery
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10 Ways To Tell If You Might Get Laid On The First Date
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Vida Guerra’s Body Is Still Insane
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know You’re Living on a Budget
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Home Alone Teen Gets Naughty
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25 Unbelievably Hot Women Who Love Baseball
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Emma Watson Panty Flash
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Peaches Geldof Isn’t Fat Anymore, Probably Cause She’s on Heroin Again
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Geri Halliwell in a Bikini
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Imgoen Thomas is Hot in a Bikini
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This Chick Has Been Eating Her Husbands Ashes Out of His Urn and I Think I’m Gonna Fucking Puke – VIDEO
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Irina Shayk Gets Her Stretch On
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Injured Kid Gets Robbed =During London Riots Because People Are Fucking Savages – VIDEO
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And Not, The Ping Pong God – VIDEO
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Raquel Reign Brings the Hotness
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AHNOLD is a Fucking Asshole – VIDEO
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Jayda and Susie Get It On
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Hilarious Pro Gay Marriage Protest Signs
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Cameron Diaz is So Gross
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Horney Teen Gets Herself Off
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Candice Swanepoel Workout Hotness
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Leggy Hipster Chick in Acid Wash
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Random Link Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Another Crazy Video From the London Riots
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Dancer Gets Knocked Out – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Brunette Covered in Tats and Naked
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Monika Vesela Licks Her Popsicle
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9 People You Don’t Want to End Up Next to OIn a Plane
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some Mila Kunis Hotness
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Dolce
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Irina Shayk Can Pull My Muscle Anytime
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A Topless Big Tittie Imogen Thomas – We Salute You!
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Fifty Wives or Life In Jail, What’s Worse?
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