I spent my weekend drinking a couple of bottles of Gin…finally realizing that there is an alcohol that can fuck me up hard enough for me to run the streets shirtless scraming “Va-Gin and Tonika”….leading to making many new friends, possibly some youtube videos uploaded by on-lookers…and most importantly….an invite to a private part on a rooftop next to a trendy hotel….where we continued to drink as we watched a fat dude fucking some chick from at least 3 hours…I assume thanks to viagra…then one room was filled with gay guys, one in chaps with a penis pump and the last one was a hot girl getting dressed very fucking slowly…making my voyeur night quite genius…before the cops shut us down cuz I guess the hotel got wind of our pointing, laughing and attempts at videotaping…Good times…
Here’s some good times on the internet while I try to bring myself back to life.
Rioter Gets Blindsided
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Leanna is All Sorts of Sexy
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The 30 Fastest Hot Chicks in Sports
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Start Your Week Off Right With These Free Cam Shows
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Some Slutty Reasons That Will Make You Want to See the Glee Movie
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How NOT to Jump in a Pool
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Two Girlies Get It On – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Girls, For Your Pleasure
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Stage Collapse at Indiana State Fair is Completely Terrifying
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