Like every well rounded man….and not the disorganized, useless alcoholic I am….I figure there’s a huge importance in starting your day like you were in the 50’s and on your way to the town factory while your wife stays home, pretends to be a good homemaker, when really she spends her day fucking the grocery clerk, mailman and any other man who doesn’t work at the town factory…
So here’s today’s news….I’m loving the flash mob hustle….we need to organize one of those…all we need is a mob…which luckily I can help with since I know this site alone gets at least one reader.
Bachmann mixes up Elvis anniversaries
SPARTANBURG, S.C. — Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann got her Elvis Presley dates all shook up during a campaign stop Tuesday in South Carolina.
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Rapper Accused of Inciting Flash Mob
Los Angeles County prosecutors will decide this week whether to press charges against The Game, after a tweet from the rapper’s account incited a telephone flash mob that overwhelmed the emergency phone system at a sheriff’s station.
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Child ‘Mayor’ Renames Street for Bieber
Forney’s 11-year-old mayor for a day is a big Justin Bieber fan and she’s renaming part of Main Street for the teen heartthrob.
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Caught on Tape: Flash Mob Robs 7-Eleven
Surveillance cameras caught a flash mob of 30 teens robbing a 7-Eleven store in Maryland.
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ACLU Defends Del. Sex Offenders
One story has a city locked in controversy and may have you shaking your head.
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Twin may lose $50K for hockey shot
An 11-year-old boy who made an incredible long-distance hockey shot into a tiny goal at a charity event may lose his $50,000 prizemoney because it was actually his twin brother who was registered to participate, ABC News reported Monday.
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