Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was up late talking to a girl outside a bar about how much she loves giving blowjobs for no reason other than liking to hear about how much girls like giving blowjobs. Her reason was that her pussy is too tight for sex, she can’t even get a tampon on so she learned how to compensate by pretending there was a g-spot in the back of her throat…a g-spot she unfortunately didn’t invite me to explore with my baby dick…

Here’s some shit going on the internet while I regroup.

So This is What 40 000 Watts of Bass Looks Like

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Shannon Sky is Sexy

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The Hottest Babes of the 10 Most-Hated Fan Bases in Sports

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Free Cam Shows From Me to You

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Epic News Burn

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How About Some Olivia Munn?

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The Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History

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Amateur Slut With Doublex Toys

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Music MisforTUNE of the Day

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Live Cam Shows You Will Love

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Tara Reid Slutty Honeymoon Photos

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Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day August 18th, 2011