A girl asked me to talk nerdy dirty to her…on FACEBOOK
So I wrote:
i was learning binary code with an asian to get a better grasp of how computers think. All those ones and zeros made me thing of dick in pussy, even though my aspergers has prevented me from ever getting my dick in a pussy, but I got so hard I had to go jerk off to the comic book I had with me and all I had to wipe me off when I was the periodic table of elements.
Boom. I understand nerds so well….
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