I got so drunk that I ended up at the Casino trying to gamble the 5 dollars I have to my name on a slot machine that happened to be next to the hottest bitch on a fucking stretcher style wheel chair, you know lying on her stomach feeding her gambling machine, which obviously, lead the pervert in me to some serious hitting on her, saying shit like “i’ve never fucked a girl immobilized and forced to live life on her stomach, that’d be a first and I like firsts”….which was about the time security asked me to leave.
Asshole.s
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