Oh how I’d love to know what Lohan’s mom’s holy grail of a pussy that made our favorite fantasy Lindsay Lohan looks, tastes, smells and feels. Ex Rockette gone wrinkled, dry, possibly booze soaked, menopausal and fantastic, luxurious, trash…. For some reason I feel like it’s probably like a gay man’s anus but as long as there aren’t balls, I’d down…. and that’s all I have to say about that.