Last night, I decided to go out and do some investigative journalism. I decided to see how many drinks it would take me to get ridiculous and take off all my clothes….apparently…it took none….not that I actually did that, but I did try to get girls to, and it didn’t work….I also did an informal survey to see how many girls masturbate to porn and I was surprised to find out they all did…meaning if you are capable of picking up girls under 25 who grew up on the internet, expect the generic, yet effective porn sex….making this post not as much of a waste of time to read as I expected it to be..so here’s some actual news clips…
DMX Arrested for Reckless Driving
Man beaten while taking son to school
A man driving his 10-year-old son to school was attacked and beaten when he got out his car, the victim of apparent road rage, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.
Man Regains Hearing After Earthquake
The earthquake in Washington D.C. cured a man’s hearing.