This staged pig in a bikini honeymoon for a fake wedding video is hilarious….just two large and irrelevant sized people, making money off the public interest, frolicking in the water half naked, to sell to partner publications like E and Instyle, to keep the well-oiled bullshit machine well oiled….and it’s beyond me why they exist, but it is funny that they do exist…and here’s some Animal Planet worthy shit…enjoy….