I was drinking til 7 am – trying to fuck groupies from the site – they do exist….and college girls who just moved to the city and need some herpes dick to make them fit in with the other sluts….
I don’t know what happened, but I lost my keys, my hand smells like an anus and I just woke up now…
Here are the mourning links…even though I’m celebrating my drinking…
LOL Cat Versus LOL Cat of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maya
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Ultimate Soccer Wives and Girlfriends
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Free Cam Shows For Your Friday
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The 7 Sexiest Zombies in Dead Island [Exclusive Complex Screenshots]
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Snooki is a Fucking Idiot and I Hate Her
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The Sometimes Hidden Hazards of a Dream
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Insane Spray Paint Artist
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Horny Girlfriend on Video
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Live Web Cam Shows to Make Your Weekend a Little Bit Better
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