So I’m into nude pics of girls…It’s a hobby, a passion, fun, pleasurable…It’s part of the reason I started the site.
In fact the first post I wrote back in 2004 was telling people to send me nudes of their moms, sisters, exes, anyone so long as they were nude….and not much has changed…
So the other day some girl’s messaging me on twitter, I assume she’s 18, cuz who the fuck knows my site who isn’t 18 and she decides to send a pic…it wasn’t even a good pic…and I didn’t even really care to get the pic…but she insisnted I use it for my post…
Then I get this email…
ok this is an underage girl, if you post this I will be forced to take legal action.
I repeat do NOT use this image or face legal consuquences
You have been duly warned
Now this is a clever Vanessa Hudgens strategy of regretting the nude pic, remembering people will recognize your tattoo and hoping to put a stop to me posthing the shit, even though I never post nudes, it’s my reward for running a shitty site that doesn’t make me money….
So I respond…cuz I hate underage nude girls sending me shit unsolicited….then I get this….saying “how the hell am I supposed to know your age, you sent me the pic”….and I get this:
i’m sorry I did not make my message clear. this is my daughter’s email, i found it open with these messages sent.
I am holding no fault against you for anything, and as long as these pictures are not posted on an online forum everything is fine.
I just discovered this so I wanted to warn you so that you did not engage in an activity i’m sure you think is attrocious.
Sorry for all of this.
Sincerely,
Guardian of aforementioned teen
So, I respond:
You should send her to boarding school. She is clearly trouble. I bet it all started when you gave written consent for that tattoo.
Tattoos on asses are the gateway to sending unsuspecting strangers awkward half naked pics.
And the funny thing is the nude pic wasn’t even really nude….and it definitely wasn’t hot…people are insane…and I hate these dumb girls taking nude pics of themselves…at least wait til you’re 18 like a normal slut who doesn’t want to get in trouble…
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