I like to document Hilary Duff’s pregnancy partially because pregnancy is so awesome that I saw a scared looking indian dude at Walmart yesterday buying 250 dollars worth of baby food for a kid that wouldn’t stop screaming with a wife who looked haggard and disgusting and wrecked bodied thanks to that pregnancy….which would explain why the only other item in his cart was a box of fucking condoms…but mainly because she’s wearing tight pants and her pregnancy and ass make me want to shove my tongue so far up her twat I can taste her placenta….but I’m just weird like that….