Last night I celebrated vagina. Not that I got vagina, because the cocktease was married but I still like to drink for vagina and today I celebrate a hangover.
Someone wrote into me telling me that all my jokes are repetitive and tired, but the sad thing is that I’m never quite joking….that’s the sad truth….my life is just one bad broken record of poverty hell…..good times….
here’s some shit going on on the rest of the internet….while I regain my composure and forget all the things I should be embarrassed about…
Free Cam Shows, You’ll Love It
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The Situation Is Retarded, Right? So He Should Be Able To Get Away With This…
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Kourtney Kardashian Seeks Plastic Surgeon For Her 2 Year Old Kid.
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The French Sluts Are Here! The French Sluts Are Here!
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Iryna Storozhuk: That’s Quite The Mouthful There
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Guaranteed To Make You Squirm. Guaranteed!
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Avril Lavigne Encourages Child Labor
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100 Sake Bomb Dominos! – VIDEO
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NFL Week 1 Power Rankings: Hot Cheerleader Edition
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Say Hello to Hayden Hayes
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This Guy is a Dancing Ninja
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Hey There Layla
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Amanda Seyfried Thinks You’re All Homos
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Live Web Cam Hotties
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Blonde Girlfriend Fuckers Herself
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Well Hello There Kristina
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Some Real Housewives of DC Idiots Tried to Pull Some Kidnapping Hoax or Something
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