Still Waiting on Pippa Middleton to Crack of the Day

I know these pictures of Pippa are horrible. They are boring…and of a bitch just walking down the street…not doing anything erotic, or flashing anything accidentally. Even the biggest pervert, the kind of pervert who pulls out his dick on public transit, couldn’t get off to shit like this…but I also know that eventually Pippa is gonna crack….She’s a fucking time bomb that’s gonna one day go off….because soon enough all the pressure and feelings of being second rate to her Royal Sister…is gonna end in nudity, cries for attention. I’ve seen it with spoiled brats before and I’m sure we will see it again…..it is just a matter of time…

So think of these boring pics of her as the calm before the amazingly erotic storm….that we all know is gonna hit….

Still Waiting on Pippa Middleton to Crack of the Day September 28th, 2011