Someone asked me if I was still relevant. I never was.
No matter what I say, I can’t get twitter followers, maybe cuz being on twitter is like watching ugly people masturbate. it sucks.
I saw a grey skinned old lady die eating steak. So I ordered another steak.
I’ve decided to be less negative, so I point out one thing I like about every person I come across, those things usually come across as being negative.
No one reads my site anymore, I need a publicity stunt.
I wrote about losing a reader cuz I write rape jokes. The then Guardien writes an artice on rape jokes and references facebook not me.
I will never get ahead, that’s okay with me..knowing the Final Destination movies exist, brings me great confidence that my twitter account isn’t the worst shit ever written….
Fuck you internet……here are the stepLINKS
Teen Mom Bikini Implants
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This Horse Took a Giant Piss Right Next to Kristen Stweart on the Set of That Snow White Movie and I Can’t Stop Laughing
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Live Web Cams To Keep You Busy All Weekend
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John Travolta is a Vampire from the Civil War
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Dog Parachutes
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Hottest Female Golfing Pics
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Paul Rudd and Anne Hathaway Relive The Worst Thing THey’ve Ever Done
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New Pics of Sara Leal The Bottom Feeder Who Banged Ashton Kutcher
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Kendall Jenner – Kiddie Porn
http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/kendall-jenner-love-cat-magazine-shoot-twitpics/
Martyn Confirms Gay Sex With Chris Brown, Tells Him To Come Out
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And That’s Why You Don’t Put Nitro On a Horse – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Natalie
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It’s Party Time With Danielle Trixie! No Pants Allowed.
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Girls That Make Sweat Pants Bangable
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Rosie Jones And Her Awesome Bikini Cleavage
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Kelly Brook Is Indiana Jones
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Free Cam Show Fun
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Porn Shoot Almost Turns Into an All-Out Brawl – VIDEO
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30 Tough and Sexy Sports Hotties
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Liv Tyler Nakedly Returns In THE LEDGE
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Some Rachel McAdams
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Check Out Gisele’s New Underwear Ad – VIDEO
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Guess Who Got Paid the Least for the American Pie Reunion? LOL
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Vanessa Hudgens Wore This…
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Maria MenounosBrings the Casual Hotness
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Little Brother Will Show You How It’s Done. FAIL – VIDEO
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Slutty Gallery For Some Friday Fun
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The Recession Is Real: 9 American Cities Going BROKE!
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Jennifer and Carolyn Get It On – VIDEO
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Nerd Sex – Comedy Sketch – VIDEO
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Minka Kelly On Set Hotness
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Heather Wants You To Watch Her Come – VIDEO
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Olivia Garson Can Rock All Sorts of Biknis
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Leggy in a Black Dress
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Miranda Kerr Looks Amazing in Short Shorts
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Krisay is a Jungle Babe
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Leighton Meester And Rachel Zoe Wear White In France
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Meet Jessica Klein
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Kourtney Kardashian Is Clueless
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New Photos Of Scarlett Johannson As The Black Widow In The Avengers
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Guess The Celebrity Home
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Vanessa Hudgens Wore This…
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A Kate Hudson Generous Panty Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr in a Short Leather Skirt
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Kesha In Her Underwear
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Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Camel Toe. How Cute.
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