Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here is the morning hangover dump….even though it isn’t morning in half of the world….

This weekend’s life lesson was that if you drink heavy cuz you’re convinced alcohol makes hand sanitizer, so it only makes sense it will rape the disease out of you, even if the disease inside you was from getting raped. HIV.

But turns out when you have a cold, that cold will turn around and turn into pneumonia or something equally near death…which is what I’m dealing with…

Speaking of death, I saw 50/50, that Seth Rogan movie where the guy doesn’t die at the end, obviously, and I figure this year’s latest trend is going to be friending people with cancer, or more important catching cancer of your own…It’s the new UGGS.

Here’s the dump, even if I’m constipated.

Jewel Robbery FAIL – VIDEO

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25 (Mostly) Sexy Reasons to Get to Know MMA and UFC

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Free Cam Shows, Because Mondays Don’t Have to Suck

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Jenny and Her Husband Got a Whore

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World Record For Most Stairs Climbed On Head. Wait, What? – VIDEO

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Kristen is a Hot Blonde

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John Travolta is a Vampire From the Civil War

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Live Web Cam Sluts You Don’t Want to Miss Out On

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Brunette is Masterbating by the Side of the Road

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I’d Like to Be All Over Christina Rose

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Election 2012 Shit Show Coverage Continues – VIDEO

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day October 3rd, 2011