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Women Get Into Bleach Fight at MD Wal-Mart
A woman attacked her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend at a Maryland Wal-Mart. This is not the first fight between them. The boyfriend’s father took the side of ex-girlfriend.
VIDEO: Deer Crashes Into Cell Phone Store, Wrecks Bathroom
Teen to cops: Dealer stole my pot money
Pot-Shaped Candy Alarms Parents
http://www.redlasso.com/local/pot-shaped-candy-alarms-parents/
Stuttering Teen Was Told to Be Quiet In Class
TSA Screener Arrested for Child Porn in Maryland
Iraqi Vet’s Tree House in Trouble
A Fairfax County housing board wants an Iraqi vet’s treehouse to come down.
Family Calls 911 After Getting Lost in Corn Maze
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Iowa Man Tried to Pour Superglue Down Woman’s Throat
Pastor Caught on Camera Stealing Drugs
A pastor in Tennessee is accused of breaking into homes to steal pain pills and was caught on camera breaking into a house.