I hate lesbians…partially cuz they won’t fuck me under an circumstance…but mainly because they hate me…all uptight and anti-penis because they were molested as a kid, or because no guys gave them attention growing up, or because they are ugly and the only human willing to fuck them is another woman cuz women are maternal and like to care for broken down, injured things to nurture them back to health….but I do love their haircuts, combat boots, overalls, and overall demeanor…real turn on…
So staring at Jane Lynch’s crotch, possibly rocking a strap-on set of balls, or maybe that’s a cameltoe and not a moose knuckle is only natural you know…cuz we all want what we can’t have…sometimes even when it looks like this…scary.