A hot chick on facebook told me that she wants to fuck me but she needs to warn me about one thing….that she’s autistic…..
Now I’m not sure if she was joking or not, but I am sure that that is fucking amazing. It’s as close as I’ll ever get to fucking a robot. I mean other than that time I tried fucking the VCR slot….or that time I tried fucking the vaccuum….or that time…fuck it…here are the morning hangover dump…toiletless and without pain, discomfort or smells…
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