I have spent the better part of the morning searching ebay for a used hearing aid, I figure I don’t care about getting aids from hearing aids, or any other disease for that matter, and since I can’t afford a new one, there must be some old dead people who are done with their shit, because I’ve got this theory that it’ll make listening to my neighbor’s daughter masturbating (she’s 18), through the wall all the easier…..I’ve also got this theory that Hilary Duff was dressed like a dude in hockey equipment the day her husband came in her ass, before some dripped into her pussy knocking her up, cuz it is the only way he can get off…..and I’m glad he did, not cuz I get happy when guys cum, but because I get happy when Hilary Duff takes her pregnant ass out into the streets for all of us to judge and try not to masturbate to….it’s so hard.