I’m drunk. I’m sick. I’m alone cuz I told my wife all she’s good for is freakishly large and pretty offensive tits. I’m too lazy to leave the house. But that’s all going to change…I’m going to film a sex tape….mark my words….and while I plan Add me to Facebook …I’d tell you to FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER but I’d rather have no followers, it is funnier that way…
Here are the stepLINKS….a whole lot of links…all worth clicking….
J.Lo is Showing Some Midrifff
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J.Lo is Wearing a Slutty Dress
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They Don’t Call her the Chicken Fiddler for Nothing
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Lindsay Lohan’s Got the Best Tits
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Two Legged Dog Video
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Jennifer Lopez is Carmen Sandiego
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Justin Bieber & Mariah Yeater: Who Raped Who? A Special Report
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Conan Had a Gay Wedding Live on His Show and Here’s the Video
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Live Web Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Worst Hunter Versus Dumbest Deer – VIDEO
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April is One Hot Blonde
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Oh Happy Day, It’s #FriskyFriday on Twitter!
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The 20 Hottest Girls in NC-17 Films
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Abigail Clancy’s Peek-A-Boo Cleavage
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You Can Look Like An Armenian Whore Too
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Brett Ratner Has A Tiny Dick And Banged Olivia Munn Once
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Free Cam Shows. Have Fun
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Cute Amateur Shows Off Her Big Tits
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50 of the Sexiest Sports Hotties: Who Would You Rather?
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UK TV Actress Jaime Winstone Boobs In See Through Dress
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Kristen Stweart, Just Because
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Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Gut
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This Is News: “Fatass” Reporter vs. Person Behaving Badly – VIDEO
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And How About Some Sofia Vergara
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Alec Terkek calls a bitch a Slut on Jeopardy – Funny
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Aubrey O’Day Celeb Apprentice TItties
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Pug X Unicorn
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Tight Fucking Dress
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Hunter Vs Deer
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Grace Kelly Was the Greatest Celebrity Of All Time…
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Maid Walks in on Gringo Jerking Off Hilarious…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Elisabeth is One Hot Model
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Hard Nipples Are Always Fun to Look At!
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Yes, Justin Bieber’s Alleged Baby Mama Just Confessed To A Crime
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Sophia and Britney Get It On
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How Not To Have An Office Affair
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is as Hot as Ever
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Everyone Has Gotta Love a Sexy Redhead
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Conan Delivers Chinese Food in NYC
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Dita Von Teese Showing Off Some Big Whore TIts
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This Chick Kinda Looks Pantsless and I Like It
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Amber Heard is Hot at the Rum Diary Premiere
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She’s Going on a Naked Walk
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Kirsten Dunst is Fucking Weird Looking
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Now That is One Perfect Set of Tits
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The Most Overpaid Star in Hollywood Is…
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Cleavage, Because That’s All She is Good For
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Insane Picture of Stars….
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Pimp my Coke
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Seth McFarlane Has a New Show – Money Making
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Love This Fly Killing Anal Scene
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Some Break Dancing Video….
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George Clooney for President
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Best Premature Ejaculation Video Ever
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I Love This White Trash Rave Dance
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Hugh Hefner Wasn’t Happy With Lindsay Lohan’s First Photoshoot. I Wonder Why?
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Cum Dodge Fail
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Josie Goldberg Lost Some Weight Which Only Makes Her Tits Look Bigger…And Sloppier
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Kim Kardashian Lives Inside Her Own Ass
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What Can She Do To Make You Like Her More
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Alessandra Torresani Nipple Slip
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I Would Love To Get Naked With Jessica Jane Clememt
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LeeAnn Tweeden Naked for Playboy
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Today’s SmutMeet – Lots of Porn
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How To Talk Dirty
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Jewish Girl Fetish Porn
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Ali Larter TOpless Photoshoot
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Olivia Munn Side Boob
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Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot in Lingerie Amazing
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Jordan Carver’s Huge Tits Do Yoga and It Is Insane
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Alyssa MIller in Lingerie
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Naked Tatiana Gil
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Kate Upton Big Lingerie Tits
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