My friend dragged me out to see Hoover and it almost inspired me to start a film review section of the site, forcing my friend to take me to a movie daily, to review with nonsense that will never be taken seriously, but instead it inspired me to make gay jokes because his name was Hoover for a reason, and that reason was to suck dick…..the same sucking dick that made every homophobe who thought this wasn’t Brokeback Mountain 2 leave the second they found out the criminal fighting, wire tapping, breaching our rights law enforcer was a poofter….
THat said, here are some morning links….for those mournings you mourn the previous night and all things you’ve lost along the way. RIP.
Free Cam Shows Because the Week is Far From Over and You Need a Break
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Scientists – The Other Mythbusters
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Heather Rae is Sexy by the Pool
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Joe Paterno Sold His House To His Wife For $1 Before Sandusky Scandal Broke
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Live Sex Shows. Check It Out
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The Things This Girl Can Do With Her Mouth – VIDEO
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Paula Patton: The P Is Free (2011/2012 Cover Story)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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