I don’t know if I love Cindy Crawford because she was the top model when I was at the age of discovering how good top models are to jerk off to….or if it is because I feel like we are connected at the soul…as I happened to be walking by her hotel once a few years ago…and she got out of a car….and looked me in the eyes and smile….me being the drunk, didn’t realize who it was, until later that day when my weird friend told me…it was a glorious moment I am sure she has absolutely no memory of…because that’s just the kind of guy I am…unmemorable to a bitch who has everything and who comes across countless people daily….but something I will cherish…because I know for that second we were together…I thought about fucking her ass so hard…there’s no way she didn’t feel it….even if she forgot about it….
What I’m trying to say is here she is happily married on the beach in mexico disappointing by not being in her bikini….