I decided I am going to become a stand-up comedian. Sure I’m not funny but that’s going to be my act. I figured stand-up comedians get more pussy than bloggers, and despite being married to a massive pussy, it’s more of quantity by piece than a quantity by weight thing I want….
The Christmas Season reminds me how much I hate my wife cuz I have to watch her eat endless cookies…and since my stepdaughters turned 20, they’ve been on a steady decline…..I figure it’s time to move the fuck on…but I’m lazy….and I prefer being miserable…it helps my stand-up career that I’m too lazy to have…..alcoholism….always wins…Everyday is fucking Christmas in this hell….
Stephanie Seymour Does Yoga on the Beach
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Poo Covered Christmas Miracle
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Pants Vagina Definition…
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Paris Hilton in Gold and Nasty for Vanity Fair
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Some Keyboard Cat Weirdness
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The 100 Hottest Women of the 2000s
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Fat Cat Fails at Jumping
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Live Web Cam Sluts, You Know You Want To
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This Tight Roper Walker is Kind of Insane – VIDEO
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Sherra is Making Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Harry Houdini And His Cunning Stunts
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Christmas Nightmare
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Kendall Jenner Gets A Little Inapropriate
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Adam Lambert and His Gay Boyfriend Got in a Big Gay Fight Outside a Gay Club is Gay Finland. Gay.
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Stacey Pooles tits Are out Of Hand
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Free Cam Shows. Get to Work
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She’s Gonna Tear Her Vagina in Half
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USA vs. the World: Hot Female Athletes Edition
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I think Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in Gamer Change is Going to Be Awesome and Here is the Trailer
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Juliette Lewis Panty Upskirt
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Beyonce Pregnancy Watch
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It’s Ali Lohan’s Birthday and She is as Ugly as Ever
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Google Maps and Hookers Haahaha
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Miley Cyrus is acting just like a 19-year-old
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Victoria Secret Model Mash Up
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Amelie Has a Massive Rack
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Bank Of America To Cough Up $335 Mil After Admitting They Were Overcharging Black Folks And Latinos
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Christine Alexis and Mackenzee Pierce Bring the Hotness
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Top 5: Sexy Videos From Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar
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Sexy Lesbians Play With Some Toys
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Beatrice is Super Sexy in Lingerie
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I Love a Hot Chick in Animal Print
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George Clooney’s Ladies: Elisabetta Canalis vs. Stacy Keibler
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Gotta Love a Busty Teen Web Slut
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Jessica Jane Clement Hops On The Hot Train
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Dipshit Teens Vandalize Stores – VIDEO
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9 famous people who need to go away
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DMX And Wife Agree To VH1’s “Couples Therapyâ€?
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Heidi Klum Twitter Picture As Pantless Claus
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Whitney Port’s a Jew
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Tori Spelling’s Got a Big House
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Construction Workers are Idiots
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Goal Keeper Kicks The Shit Out Of Hooligan
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I Want To Smack My Cock Across Ashley Tisdale’s Face
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J-Woww Almost Looks Fuckable. Good Job Team.
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Stephanie Seymour’s Ass Will Rip Your Fucking Dick Off
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Kendall Jenner – Age Appropriate Stripper
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Gabrielle Union Bikini
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Get Your Prohibition on With a Flask
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Dog Who Won’t Walk on Ice
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Lily Cole Naked in Red Bush in Some Magazine
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Nikkala Scott’s Big Naked Tits
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt
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Christina Ricci Pan AM Promo Pics
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Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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Extreme High Lining
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