It’s fucking Christmas and I haven’t gone Christmas shopping cuz I hate everyone….and because I’m broke….I haven’t decorated the house because I’m a fucking Grinch….but Tis the Season for me to get strangers to sit on my lap, but more importantly that I try to fuck, cuz they have eager lonely vaginas and I have no standards….
But nothing says Christmas Spirit than middle aged Russian looking women in some ghetto welfare looking lingerie doing dance routines while their flat asses and gunts try to squeeze their way out of those very same yeast infection causing panties…..you see cuz for bitches with chins like this….yeast infections are the least of their concern….
Merry fucking Christmas….you are all a gift to me…a really horrible fucking gift and too bad there’s only two of you….but as a low life that is easy to please, with no standards, I’ll take what I can get….