Some News I Forgot to Post Yesterday….Not very Christmassy but then again what really is….Santa’s a pervert, the elves don’t exist and the one at the mall are just exploiting themselves so they don’t have to get into midget porn, everyone hates their families they are buying gifts for, everyone prefers buying themselves drinks, the Christmas movies are shit and that’s why we drink….
Teacher Arrested For Biting Female Student
A scuffle at a school, near Albany New York, ended when a 5th grade teacher stepped in to bite a student. The teacher was arrested.
NY UPS Driver Caught Giving The Finger
Delivery drivers have gotten a bad rap this month. A UPS driver is caught giving a family’s security camera the middle finger, before throwing their package on the ground.
Fight Breaks Out at HS Basketball Game
A big fight broke out at a high school basketball game in northwest Baltimore Wednesday night. Last night’s game was a match up between DC’s Cardozo High School and Baltimore’s ConneXions Academy.
Hookah Santa Causes Controversy
A tobacco store with a Santa smoking a hookah has some residents of the Pennsylvania town unhappy.
Race for New Air Jordans Turns Ugly
The quest for some limited edition sneakers took an ugly turn early Friday morning outside the Mall at Stonecrest in Lithonia.