I have a new pick-up line for facebook…
You take a nice photo – I may have to print one up and take it out to dinner and a movie before fuxking it into a mound of papier mâché that I will sculpt into glorious art….
I have a new pick up line I use in bars….
I wanna fuck your throat so hard you lose you voice and can’t perform at your telemarketing job…..you lowlife pic…
I also tried this one
You are so beautiful, like a priceless piece of art I want to role up and shove up my ass until I get a prostate triggered orgasm….
None work….I’m destined to be the lonliest, most sexually unsatisfied married to a fat chcik guy in the world….
Here are the stepLINKS…
Katy Perry’s Dumpy Body and Fat Tits are Single
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Lil Kim’s Album Cover Maes Me Wanna Fuck a Poodle…While It’s Master Watches
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Lazy Dog Eating
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Naomi Watts Bra in Harpers Bazaar
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Angela Simmons Bikin TOp
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Why Sinead O’Connor Probably Shouldn’t Have Married A Drug Counselor
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Epic Meal Time Brunch of Booze – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts, From Me To You
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Biking on a Ledge With a Death Wish
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Jenna is Getting Sexy on the Bed
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A Video Collection of Six Teachers Behaving Badly
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Alison Brie’s Most Risque Looks
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Rihanna is in a Bikini on Vacation Again
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Someone Tried To Set LMFAO On Fire
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Kelly Brooke is a Sexy Christmas Slut
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Free Cam Shows, They Will Keep You Busy
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The Weirdest O Face You Will Ever See – VIDEO
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Lingerie Football League: The 40 Hottest Players Ever
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Michael Lohan Is Sick In More Ways Than One
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Italian Model Sara Tommasi No Panty Upskirt
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Guess Who’s Banging Zoe Saldana
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Alessandra Ambrosio Reveals Bikini-Clad Baby Bump (PHOTO)
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A Whole Collection of 2011’s Looking Good Sweethearts
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Elsa Hosk is Stunning
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Gotta Love Drunk and Frisky Girls
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Don’t Be THAT Person: The 10 Stupid Mistakes People Make On New Year’s
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These Sluts Are a Winning Combination
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Porn Star Bella Donna is in a Documentary – VIDEO
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Jessica Lynn and Alektra Blue Are Getting It On
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This Blonde Teen Has One Sweet Pussy
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Marisa Miller’s Ocean Drive Sexy Photo Shoot
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Hipster Gal in a Big Hat
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Maria Menounos Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! OW!
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Who Ordered 2000 Beers?! – VIDEO
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Some Rosie Huntington Whitley, Just Because
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Hey There Captain Idiot – VIDEO
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Your 66 Fave Babes of 2011
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Santa’s Lil Helper – Destiny Monique Arredondo [Pictures]
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Beyonce’s Pillow Baby Will Be FedExed Early
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Claudia Galanti Can Suck Some Balls. Just A Guess
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Elle Fanning Jailbait for Teen Vogue
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Maria Menounos Bikini
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Rita Rusic Has Some Heavy Tits, Here The Are
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Biggest Red Necks Ever
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Denise Milani, Black Spandex Bikini And Big Tits.
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Kimora Lee Bikini
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Yaaaay For The American Justice System
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Why Owen Wilson Is A Great Man…
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LaMichael James Is A Pussy
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Best Toy Truck Ever
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I Really Want To Fuck This Bare Ass…
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Vanessa Pudgens One-Piece
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Chyna Porn Freaks Me Out
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Sneezing is the New Planking
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THE BEST PORN
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From the stepFORUM
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Megan Fox in Leggings
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Kyra Sedgwick in Bikini Bottoms
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