The best thing about alcoholism is that when you wake up at 1:30 in the afternoon you just don’t fucking care…because you’re unemployed broke and even that doesn’t bother you….and the only thing you have going for you is that you try to update a website no one reads, despite how awesome it is and make no money doing it…so why bother…just keep on drinking!!! Happy new year.
I’m not dead…I just feel like I am….but more importantly…my coffee smells like dirty pussy becuase the disgruntled lesbian employee probably wanted to teach me a lesson for having a cock…without knowing her dirty pussy soaked hands are a total turn on.
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